Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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