Pants 0. Shit 1.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Church boner. Awkwardddd
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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