question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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