its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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