Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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