Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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