When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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