Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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