I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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