I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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