Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I have so many feelings about this burrito
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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