Just fell off a train. Bad.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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