This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
