wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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