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(214): View more from Texas

we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.

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(614): View more from Ohio

You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.

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(815): View more from Illinois

My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.

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(310): View more from California

Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.

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(206): View more from Washington

I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate

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(909): View more from California

send nudes

(951): View more from California

from the living room?

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