4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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