Porn is love you can see.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Farmville is her only friend.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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