I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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