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(805): View more from California

talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts

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(727): View more from Florida

I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.

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(707): View more from California

she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.

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(302): View more from Delaware

I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn

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(708): View more from Illinois

we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though

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(404): View more from Georgia

So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.

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(937): View more from Ohio

The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year

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(651): View more from Minnesota

When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it

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