Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My ass is underappreciated
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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