At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
