I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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