You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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