I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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