I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Randomize
