the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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