singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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