Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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