Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sorry my hands just texted you
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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