is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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