All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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