just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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