Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
we should paint friendship bongs
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