you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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