Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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