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(512): View more from Texas

HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?

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(954): View more from Florida

Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

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(719): View more from Colorado

Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.

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(913): View more from Kansas

girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.

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(850): View more from Florida

your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.

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(347): View more from New York

You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian

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