She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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