I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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