Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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