4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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