I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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