is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
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