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(650): View more from California

Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?

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(706): View more from Georgia

i would punch a child for taco bell

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt

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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.

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(574): View more from Indiana

should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?

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meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?

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(248): View more from Michigan

We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

How's Vegas?

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Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.

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