sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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