If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There's always time for handjobs
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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