Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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