I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
You left your phone here
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