he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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