im drinking this country out of the recession.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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