My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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