I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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