Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
