ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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