found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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