lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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